THE INTERGALACTIC SPACE TORPEDO JUST LANDED BACK ON EARTH FROM ITS MOST RECENT VOYAGE TO JUPITERS THIRD MOON AND IT IS NESTLED COMFORTABLY BACK ON OUR MENU WITH MANY STORIES TO TELL. LISTEN TO THE SANDWICH. BE THE SANDWICH. WE SELL DRINKS.
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!! UNCLE SHIDDY HAS DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT. STARTING THIS WEEKEND ON FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS FROM 8pm-12am WE WILL BE KNOWN AS THE “SHIDDYBAR”. WE WILL HAVE LATE NIGHT SHIDDY BURGS AND TOTS AND SHIDDY BEER AND GOOD COCKTAILS AND ITS GONNA BE FUCKIN SICK. WE ARE HERE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SHIDDY. SHIDDIER THAN THE SHIDDIEST SHID. TIMES INFINITY.
TODAY IS BURGER.
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU MAKE A GOOD ASS POST AND YOU JUST KNOW IT. THATS WHAT THIS POST IS. WOW. WE SELL DRINKS.
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK.
CHICAGO STYLE PHILLY BACK ON THE ROSTER THIS WEEKEND. GARLICY BREAD, PHILLY STYLE BEEF WITH BEEF JUS ONIONS, GIARDINERA, PROVOLONE. WHEN WE LEAVE THIS PLANET WERE TAKING THIS ONE WITH US SO DONT SLEEP.
THIS SANDWICH TASTES LIKE JETS BBQ PIZZA AND ITS ON PURPOSE AND I LIKE BBQ ON PIZZA AND SOMETIMES DIP PIZZA IN KETCHUP AND FIGHT ME.
SANDO CALRISSIAN
MONDAY SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DAYUM. WE HAVE DRINKS.
OPEN TODAY AND WE HAVE PHILLY STEAKS CHICAGO STYLE TIL WE RUN OUT BIG KIDS STYLE.
6PM-MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. GET UR TICKET AT THE DOOR TO REDEEM UR BEER AND A SHOT OF WHISKEY. COULD BE COOL TO HANG OUT FOR A WHILE TOO IF UR INTO COOL STUFF LIKE THAT
TONIGHT WE HAVE A SPECIAL OFFER FOR ALL U SPECIAL PEOPLE. FROM 6pm-12am COME TO BIG KIDS AND REDEEM A TICKET AT THE DOOR. THIS IS YOUR GOLDEN TICKET. GIVE THIS MAGNIFICENT SHINY GOLDEN TICKET TO A BARTENDER AND THEY WILL GIVE YOU A FREE BEER AND A FREE SHOT. YES IM TALKING TO YOU. ALSO WE HAVE SOME NEW SANDWICHES ALL DAY TIL 8